104 Year Old Debby Brown Says the Key to a Long Life is Masturbating Three Times a Day


Last week a member of our staff had the lucky opportunity to sit down with living legend, Debby Brown. Debby is 104 years old and doing awesome. One of our viewers reached out and told us that his grandmother had an odd secret that has helped her reach such an astonishing age. We were thrilled to learn her secret.

When our reporter Stephen arrived at Debby’s house, he smelled a strong odor of fish that seemed to be coming from just about everywhere in the house. He thought that maybe she only ate fish and that was her secret to a long healthy life, but boy was he in for a surprise.

Debby and Stephen sat down to talk. They talked about many of the memories of what life was like while growing up way back then. Once she started talking about World War II, things got interesting. This is where Debby shared her secret to living such a long and healthy life.

Debby’s husband had to leave her to go fight in the war. This meant that she needed to find a way to please herself sexually while he was away. She began to masturbate frequently. Sometimes up to six times per day. Sadly her husband never returned from the war, and she had to continue pleasing herself. Debby never wanted to be with another man because of the heartbreak she suffered when she lost her husband. Ever since her husband has been gone, Debby has consistently masturbated an average of three times per day. She credited the masturbation to her healthy long life. “I won’t stop masturbating until the day I die” said Debby.

Congrats on the masturbation Debby! Keep doing your thing girl!

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